the suspect “dildo bandit” was arrested
It was supposed to be a normal night at the Phoenix Mercury game, the kind of evening where fans cheer, players shine, and everyone’s eyes are locked on the court. But on August 5, all that changed when an 18‑year‑old seated in the stands suddenly retrieved a green dildo from his sweater, lobbed it forward, and sent it smack into the lap of a man and his 9‑year‑old niece. You can’t make that up—but apparently, he did. Kaden Lopez was booked on the spot. Amenity from an arena volunteer tackled him before he could bolt, and police swept in shortly after.
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